This Is How You Do Business

This is meant as a joke.

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: I will choose my own bride!

Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.

Son: Well, in that case…OK

Another day,

The Father approaches Mr Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!

Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank

Bill Gates: Ah, in that case… OK

Lastly Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

Father:But this young man is Bill Gates son-in-law.

President: Ah, in that case… OK

Disclaimer Liability: This may works in practise.